The Aston Villa Fanzine
New Category => Issue 180 - February 2013 => Topic started by: martin@ on December 07, 2019, 09:49:04 PM
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The pitiful malaise of Aston Villa can be blamed upon 101 factors or more. I’ve spent thirty seconds contemplating our lot, here I’ve whittled the reasons why we’re crap down to a mere 26 in an A-Z format.
Gabby. I have so much time for Gabby. Local lad done good, Villa fan, great servant, good history…but…we don’t need a reputation, we need a goalscorer and we need him to inspire younger players. He does neither.
Albrighton. What the hell has happened? Such a prospect two seasons back, unable to cross the road now never mind a football.
Bradford. Words fail us all when trying to convey feelings over our semi-final shame. That Lambert didn’t resign out of embarrassment before he’d even shaken Phil Parkinson’s hand at the final whistle is the eighth wonder of the world.
Chelsea. Our 8-0 humping was the worst in our entire 138 year history. It’s proved the catalyst for a meltdown of cat