We've been good little boys and girls, so how about leaving this lot underneath the tree?
A local newspaper that try to sell out best players to the highest bidder
Somebody to have a word with anyone who tries to peddle craft beer at ten quid a pint
A few more trains at Witton after the match
Some buses might be an idea as well
And finally get something sorted out so that you can get cheaper travel to the match with a season ticket
Dean to sign a new contract Done
DNA testing to be extended to producing a nineteen-year old Gary Shaw
A reminder that Rushian Hepburn Murphy actually exists (we ask for this one every year and still don t get it)
A proper Old Stars team and Former Players Association set up
A new North Stand, or at least some news about building one
Clubs who lose play-off semi-finals on penalties to be banned from promotion for a period of not less than 100 (one hundred) years
A club website fit for the Premier League rather than the Northern Premier
Next season s kit to be available in June, and not have to go back a week later
A blood oath given from the club s marketing department that goal flags, music after scoring and clappers will never, ever even be considered
No roadworks on the Expressway and between junctions four and nine of the M6 on matchdays
A decent brewery in Aston again (another thing that gets asked for every year, so about time it happened) -
The Mail to be banned from using the phrase cheeky jibes in relation to football, on pain of death
Gianfranco Zola to get his old job back, just in case
House of Fraser (from now on referred to as Rackham s for evermore) to be put out of its misery -
Villa to announce that they on the final day of the transfer window, to save all the arguing and hope -
A few more Digbeth Dining Club stalls outside the match and a better way of dealing with the queues
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